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Ritaly's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 30 (From 14 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 675 Points

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/20/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/15/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 8/1/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

endeavor

Endeavor Unlocked 12/6/10
5 Points
Fall to the world below.
Glutton 5 Points Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Infamous 5 Points Kill 5 creatures.
Smell the Roses 5 Points Touch 100 flowers.
Antibiotic 10 Points Kill 20 creatures.
Florist 10 Points Touch 300 flowers.
Only the Strongest 10 Points Max out your endurance bar.
Overachiever 10 Points Collect 11 gems.
Hero Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pawn Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Savage Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Forever, Endeavor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/115 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Pecking Order Unlocked 10/22/09
25 Points
Get Crow Death
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry 10 Points Get Spider Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 4/18 (45/500 points)

Hippolyta

Epic Fail Unlocked 3/14/10
5 Points
Fail 20 times
Small Jumper Unlocked 3/14/10
5 Points
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Farm Massacre 5 Points Kill 20 farmers
Medium Dodger 5 Points Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Medium Jumper 5 Points Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Small Dodger 5 Points Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Fight In The Shade 10 Points Block 20 volleys of arrows
Large Dodger 10 Points Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Large Jumper 10 Points Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Mano-A-Mano 10 Points Block 20 duelists
Think Fast! 10 Points Dodge 10 rider attacks
Trample Mania 10 Points Jump 20 hoplites
Was That a Fly? 10 Points Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Cover Up 25 Points Unlock all armor
Eat My Dust 25 Points Outrun 10 riders
Cat And Mouse 50 Points Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Long Day 50 Points Complete Story mode
Survivor 50 Points Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Hell And Back 100 Points Complete hardcore mode
The Spice Of Life 100 Points Unlock all game modes

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)

Holiday Sim

Sudden Death Unlocked 8/4/10
5 Points
What a quick game!
Rockstar 10 Points a classic rockstar's end
Best Holiday Ever 25 Points so what is the typical holiday like?
King of the Waves 100 Points you are a beach boy!!!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/12/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Mini Unlocked 10/12/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/12/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2 Unlocked 10/12/09
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Beluga Unlocked 10/12/09
50 Points
Crush the Airbus Beluga
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 10/19/09
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
LearJet 25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
B52 50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747 50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Concorde 50 Points Crush the Concorde
Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 6/12 (225/500 points)

Notepad Drawing Collab 09

ARTIST Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points
View 'ALL' drawings in the collab.
HARRAH 10 Points Discover HarraH's psychotic, psychedelic easter egg.
SUCHO 25 Points ARRGH
BIGJONNY-13 50 Points Twice the raping power!
AUSTIN 100 Points SuperFlyCat

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)

Plimpton's Video Falconry

Nerdist Unlocked 6/3/11
10 Points
Get a delightful history lesson.
Celebration 25 Points Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Cultural Literacy 25 Points Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Shadow Box 25 Points Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Victory 25 Points Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Millennium Falcon 50 Points Save the galaxy.
Golden Eagle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hodgmaster Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)